The Holidays are a time for us to slow down and spend time with loved ones. While no gift matches memories made with friends and family, thoughtful gift-giving is a highlight of the holiday season.

Common sense should tell you not to set off fireworks near a building or vehicle,

But we are here to remind you how to be strategical.

You shall not set off fireworks near any building, structure, or vehicle within 150 feet,

Regardless of who owns them, those kinds of things simply cannot take such heat.

Needless to say, don’t discharge fireworks from the inside of any cars.

Otherwise, you will likely end up in the hospital or behind bars.

In the peak of the summer, water is always inviting.

Around any body of water, kids should never leave your sighting.

Wearing a life jacket may not match your outfit,

But nobody should ever go near the water without it.

Although you may not know this is negligence per se,

It is surely something you will regret at the end of the day.

The same rules apply to the pool party you may host.

We don’t want next year’s invitees coming as ghosts.

Don’t be in a hurry or get caught up in the holiday traffic fury!

Failure to leave early may only lead to heightened worry.

Aggressive driving may cause increased road rage.

If you encounter such a rampage, simply disengage.

Road rage will be deemed a criminal offense,

To which there is simply no defense.